REMEMBER WEBSITES?

What's up dirtbags? WOW! It took us almost a decade to get our shit together and get a real genuine "dot com" website. Now the .com thing is about as useful as a kick in the junk. Ah well. Anyway... we're still givin' er' as always... been crankin' out some new jams for kids to steal from us and dominate their IPODS with... SWEET! Got a bunch of hot dates coming up, including FOOTBAGS & CHUCKULOUS draggin' a discman over to AMERICA for a short blast of RAP fun. COOL! If you've got any questions or would like to tell us to "nibble your ridge, here comes lunch" get at us @ info@slavesofspanky.com, or hit up myspace.com/slavesofspanky. 10.03.06

ROAD TRIP?

SAT. OCT. 7th, 2006 Lakeview Tavern - Erinsville, ON. SLAVES OF SPANKY PELT MISSISSIPPI GROVER. 1 more TBA For any folks "ouf of the loop", the Lakeview Tavern is an old school bar out in the sticks... (40 minutes from Kingston) lot's of wood panelling etc... freqented by four wheelers in summer, skidoos in winter. We'll be fucking with it like this: fill up a bus with Kingston area drunkards, drive bus to previously mentioned rural tavern, ROCK OUT with previously mentioned drunkards + local life in attendance, PARTY and return drunkards to Kingston for last call. Sound good? You bet your nuts it sounds good... here's how it's gonna happen. bus tickets for this FANTASTIC adventure will be ten bucks, (covering your bus ride there and back, as well as admission) and you can snag them from any of the bands, or downtown Kingston at ROCKIT BOUTIQUE (210 Princess st.) hit us up for info on this bitch via this forum, or @ info@slavesofspanky.com p> 09.09.06

NEW JAMS, NEW VAN, GODDAMN.

Yeah sons... prepare for a dumptruck load of good times this fall. While the kids return to a world of college degrees and new STD's, we'll be rolling around in our new chevy ROADHAMMER, gettin' real fat, sayin' RAPS and selling arts and crafts. We chilled out over the summer* but we've got some new JAMS and rad shit on the way for the fall and shit's gonna be hot. Hot like a pocket full of bees. (* we were a bunch of laszy fucks this summer. we were watching t.v.)p>